RCB woes

 Kapi Klatch: A Lament for RCB

Place Vidyarthi Bhava, Time 5:30 PM .

Sena: (Slurping his kapi and shaking his head) Aiyappa, Shankara, did you see that match yesterday? Royal Challengers Bangalore, man, they're giving me a heart attack every single time.separated my sons! The bloody commentator who is also to Delhi is makings crows fly. Very Angry Rayare, Just finished visiting N R Colong Raghavendra Matta.

Shankara: (Swallowing a betel nut) . Their late grandmothers rice ball with sesame seed.Don't even get me started, Sena. Devaru, what a performance! Or should I say, what a non-performance? They were all coming and goings. ,I tell you. Black hole of a batting order, that's what it is. Felt like hitting them with chappals.

Sena: Rayare , why are you taking tension. The IPL is full of putting biscuits Exactly! Rayare, we were hoping for a good chase after Bangalore's score. But what do we get? Just crumbles under pressure. Appa, I am not getting the Angla terms , but you understand Hunnimeyella adhika. Did you see the post match presentation. They are telling story of Sati Savithri. Doing all bad things but keeping Tulsi plant in front of the house.

Shankara: And the bowling wasn't much better either. Bloody fellows were beaten like dogs. I put off TV and put a blanket over my head and slept., like they couldn't hit the backside of a cow with a banjo.

Sena: And don't even get me started on the fielding. Like scattered lemon rice, Shankara, pure circus act. Misfield after misfield, catches dropped like hot potatoes. Tiffin box my sons.

Shankara: Guru, I think we need a serious intervention. Maybe a yajna or some puja to appease the cricket gods. Why are we suffering in this house of utter chaos . These guys are making us pull out our hair. Their grandmother Donkey’s mouth.

Sena: You know what, Shankara? I'm starting to think they're playing with a deck of cards, not a cricket bat. Every shot is a gamble, and they're always drawing the joker.

Shankara: Aiyappa, Sena, you're killing me! But you're absolutely right. It's like they've forgotten how to play cricket altogether. They're running around like headless chickens (Keth Ogade) on a rampage.

Sena: And the captain, oh, the captain! What is he even doing? We need a leader on the field, someone to inspire the team. This guy just looks lost, like a goat in a tiger's den.

Shankara: Maybe we should start a petition, Sena. Demand a change in captaincy. This guy is clearly out of his depth. He's making our beloved RCB a donkey's mouth of the league.

Sena: I'm with you, Shankara. We need to show our dissatisfaction. We can't just sit back and watch our team become a laughing stock. We need to take action!

Shankara: Right, let's do it! We'll start a Facebook group, organize a protest march outside the stadium. We'll show them that the fans are not happy with this stomach-churning performance

Sena: And we'll also start a hashtag, Shankara. Something catchy, something that will go viral. #RCBWakeUp or #BringBackTheGlory, something like that.

Shankara: Brilliant, Sena! We'll fight for our team, man. We'll show them that we're not going down without a fight. RCB is our team, our pride, and we won't let them turn it into a pile of ashes (Bhasmadalu maadidre).

Sena: Oh Lord Ayyappa, Shankara, you're giving me hope! Maybe, just maybe, we can still turn this around. Maybe, just maybe, we can see our RCB lift the trophy again.

Shankara: Let's hope so, Sena. Let's hope so. But for now, let's finish our kapi and start planning our campaign to save RCB. We have a lot of work to do!